January 2012
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“Devote yourself to your heart’s desire with unflagging shrewdness. Make it...”
– Rob Brezsny
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Maurice Sendak is on The Colbert Report talking...
mykicks:
He’s the best.
“It is a miracle that I’ve lived this long without having destroyed a person” - real quote.
“Take the money we’re no longer spending at war, use half of it to pay down our...”
– President BARACK OBAMA (via inothernews)
#i’m drinking every time i want to make a west wing montage of barry’s righteous nobility #set to let’s stay together
hillibuster:
It’s a sad commentary on our nostalgia-clogged culture when both of our leading Oscar contenders can be boiled down to this sentence: “Remember how great movies used to be?”
Uh, yeah.
Also, bullshit that Beginners wasn’t nominated for best picture.
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Things I don't understand
thewordunheard:
The taboo on speaking ill of the dead. Sorry, if you did shit that you needed to be called out on while you were alive, the fact that you’re dead doesn’t exonerate you. Everybody dies. Not everybody enables child rape. ‘Nuff said.
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55 year old melodrama:
My mom telling a table full of her closest friends about how she’s already planned what she’ll say at her husband’s mom’s funeral, not that she wants it to happen, God forbid, God bless her, but she already knows, and with a very sage look on her face she proceeds to give this somewhat scripted fucking eulogy because she is melodramatic.
My mom and her friends could...
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Intern Rezumes iZ Funs!
forthosewhocantread:
Today, as I browsed over 100 resumes looking for a new intern, I couldn’t help but notice an astounding amount of quality achievements and exceptional awards and skills. Here’s a quick list of things people put on their resumes to better market themselves:
1. Event Promotion Assistant - works well with people and assholes.
Hmm, she’s a multi-tasker. Good to know.
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