I am definitely going to take a lot of pictures of the giant, blow-up pumpkin I have in my front yard. I’m definitely going to take tons of pictures of that. I can’t wait to upload 75 pictures of this giant, blow-up pumpkin later. It’s going to be a good time. I’m going to see my giant, blow-up pumpkin at so many different angles. From the front. From the back. From the side. From the other side. From somewhere between the front and the side. I can’t wait for all of my friends to see My Giant, Blow Up Pumpkin From All Different Kinds of Angles facebook album. I’m going to get so many comments on this.
What I imagine my neighbor said to himself as I watched him take pictures of his fucking giant, blow-up pumpkin he has set up in his front yard. (via whydoihaveablog)
