fucking gordon ramsay
UMMMMM IF THE REST OF MY DAYS ON THIS EARTH WERE SPENT BEING ON THE RECEIVING END OF HARRY POTTER-THEMED COMMENTARY FROM GORDON RAMSAY I WOULD LITERALLY DIE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE
“BUT JESUS,” I ASKED, “WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN THERE ARE ONLY ONE SET OF PRINTS IN THE SAND?” AND JESUS SAID “MY CHILD, THOSE ARE THE TIMES YOU COLLAPSED IN A HEAP GETTING EMOTIONAL ABOUT A POP STAR’S BUTT AND I HAD TO CARRY YOUR DUMB ASS.”
All the boys handprints for the 1D OnePiece collection .
i hope for christmas someone prints all of these out on real thick cardstock and slaps me in the face with em
Bottom, top, middle. In that order.
I was left in charge of decorating