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agonyandagony:

elkaw:

fucking gordon ramsay

UMMMMM IF THE REST OF MY DAYS ON THIS EARTH WERE SPENT BEING ON THE RECEIVING END OF HARRY POTTER-THEMED COMMENTARY FROM GORDON RAMSAY I WOULD LITERALLY DIE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE


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June 28 2013
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agonyandagony:

“BUT JESUS,” I ASKED, “WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN THERE ARE ONLY ONE SET OF PRINTS IN THE SAND?” AND JESUS SAID “MY CHILD, THOSE ARE THE TIMES YOU COLLAPSED IN A HEAP GETTING EMOTIONAL ABOUT A POP STAR’S BUTT AND I HAD TO CARRY YOUR DUMB ASS.”

agonyandagony:

“BUT JESUS,” I ASKED, “WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN THERE ARE ONLY ONE SET OF PRINTS IN THE SAND?” AND JESUS SAID “MY CHILD, THOSE ARE THE TIMES YOU COLLAPSED IN A HEAP GETTING EMOTIONAL ABOUT A POP STAR’S BUTT AND I HAD TO CARRY YOUR DUMB ASS.”

(Source: flimsi)


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February 24 2013
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(Source: paperversion, via rubdown)


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December 18 2012
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December 17 2012
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feront:

harie-stiels:

All the boys handprints for the 1D OnePiece collection . 

i hope for christmas someone prints all of these out on real thick cardstock and slaps me in the face with em

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December 15 2012
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thepinesaredancing:

Bottom, top, middle. In that order. 

thepinesaredancing:

Bottom, top, middle. In that order. 

(Source: dirtbanquet)


10:51 am      235 notes
December 5 2012
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hugsforboobear:

I was left in charge of decorating

hugsforboobear:

I was left in charge of decorating

(Source: rocketravi, via goddamnright)


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December 2 2012
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December 1 2012
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November 5 2012
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November 2 2012
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