agonyandagony:

“BUT JESUS,” I ASKED, “WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN THERE ARE ONLY ONE SET OF PRINTS IN THE SAND?” AND JESUS SAID “MY CHILD, THOSE ARE THE TIMES YOU COLLAPSED IN A HEAP GETTING EMOTIONAL ABOUT A POP STAR’S BUTT AND I HAD TO CARRY YOUR DUMB ASS.”

agonyandagony:

“BUT JESUS,” I ASKED, “WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN THERE ARE ONLY ONE SET OF PRINTS IN THE SAND?” AND JESUS SAID “MY CHILD, THOSE ARE THE TIMES YOU COLLAPSED IN A HEAP GETTING EMOTIONAL ABOUT A POP STAR’S BUTT AND I HAD TO CARRY YOUR DUMB ASS.”

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thepinesaredancing:

Bottom, top, middle. In that order. 

thepinesaredancing:

Bottom, top, middle. In that order. 

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hugsforboobear:

I was left in charge of decorating

hugsforboobear:

I was left in charge of decorating

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